My studiomate tells me his girlfriend once received a pair of panties as junk mail. The next week she received a bill for the panties.

It boggles the mind that these things exist because some people are stupid enough to pay the bill.

Tags: junk_mail, society

These people have sent me the hugest, most wasteful piece of junk mail I have ever seen. The free sample enclosed is the kind of pen grade school girls love, gaily colored and big enough to drive nails with. With my home address printed on it. The home address I hate and will gleefully lose come July. The vast quantities of wasted paper tell me my credit is preapproved to buy two hundred and fifty of these.

I'll be appalled the minute I stop laughing.

Tags: junk_mail, society