KHARMA: Why is it always virgins or young girls or children? I mean why don't demons manifest when you sacrifice, say, a six-foot-five Marine? Or a world-champion martial artist? Or an extremely popular politician? Or... I don't know... A cheap wannabe basement satanist?

CHEAP WANNABE BASEMENT SATANIST: Hmmmpff! HmmmMMM*

(pause)

KHARMA: Hm. No demon. Guess it really doesn't work with a cheap wannabe basement satanist.

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